Wow, this has been an insane week , literally it seems the inmates are running the asylum, we started the week with death treats which I always enjoy, and then on my way home today I saw two dudes and a fat chick fighting in the middle of a busy KY highway(true story), I came up on what looked like a fender bender at a stop light on US 27 when a short stocky bald guy and a big ponytail sporting biker started throwing down right in the middle of the road, this was comical enough but then a huge heavyset lady with six inches of butt crack showing came flying around the side of a car and jumps on the back of the bald guy and  bites him in the neck, CRAZY, best fight outside the UFC or WWE I’ve seen in years.

But the real insanity has been going on with our ex UK coaches first off the always humble Rick Pitino could not believe that the media would release the Karen Sypher interrogation tapes on the day Ted Kennedy died, my god this guy is removed so far from reality that he blames everyone in the press for hurting his wife, but seems to not realize that if he had kept wee man in his pants this could have all been avoided. This is a man losing touch, Karen Sypher looked like a complete mental case in the police interview, this could only help his case, but instead of letting her hang herself in the court of public opinion, he proceeds to make her look like the sane one. Cut your loses  Jurich, I’m sure U of L can find a coach with less baggage, hey Billy Gillispie is available, oh wait.

In one of the finer examples of Karma that I have ever witnessed, the Clyde was arrested for a DUI early this morning in Anderson county, after an apparent session of night golf, now  I hate to poke fun at a man who is obviously suffering from alcoholism, but with his overbearing arrogant demeanor he makes it a hard opportunity to pass up. It has also come to light(in the form of a wild office rumor) that the young man in the car had just made his acquaintance earlier in the evening, and the cop only saw one head in the car before he pulled them over, now I have no doubt that this is just a completely false office rumor gone wild but you have got to love this story on so many levels, maybe they were on the way to a cornhole tournament. I’m sure I will get a few more death treats for this to, but what is the internet for if not spreading visious rumors ?

But in all seriousnous this has got to destroy Billy’s resume and Andy Katz believes he will have to start back in the assistant ranks (http://sports NULL.espn NULL.go NULL.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4426963&name=katz_andy),  the Clyde soap opera is reminisant of train crash, you just can’t make yourself turn away.

And one more note on the Pitino Rant, in keeping with his promise to run his program with integrity he is rumored to have offered a job to Shabaka Lands an assitant coach at Marquis Teagues Pike High school  (http://www NULL.straitpinkie NULL.com/).

Well tomorrow is Friday and unless we awaken to reports of Tubby Smith running naked across the frozen tundra of Minnesota, maybe this week will end on a more sane note. But at least we never have to worry about Eddie Sutton being found passed out drunk in the parking lot, OH D*M#