Pop is dead our hearts go out to Snap and Crackle.

Today at noon in honor of Michael Jackson, 12 year old boy’s everywhere are being asked to raise their pants to half mast, while Radio stations around the world play Jackson’s hit BEAT  IT.

This afternoon a yard sale will be held at Neverland Ranch to sell some of Michael’s belongings, the daily special will be,  all little boy’s pants half off .

When Joe Jackson was informed that Michael had a stroke, he stated, is that damn Webster over there again.

The LA County Medical Examiner’s Office has determined that Jackson actually died of food poisoning, apparently he got hold of a bad wiener.

Apparently in the hours before Michael passed, he placed a phone call to Boys 2 Men, he thought it was a delivery service.

When Joe Jackson viewed the body of his son he stated, damn Mikey hasn’t been this stiff since Mcauley Culkin spent the night.

Walmart will start an ad campaign with the catch phrase : what is the difference between Michael Jackson and a Walmart bag ? One is white plastic and dangerous to children, the other is for carrying your purchases.

In a lighter moment Jermaine stated, Mike once picked his nose, from a catalog.

Tito then chimed in with, you always knew when Mikey had a hot date, there was a Big Wheel parked out front.

Latoya then added, yes for Michael a perfect ten was always two 5 year olds.

Janet then commented, the biggest Thriller of his life was his time with Webster.

Randy had the last word saying, yes some of the happiest times of his life were spent blowing Bubble’s at the ranch.

and to finish our Tribute, here is a video of happier times Home Alone with Mcauley Culkin